theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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