I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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