Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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