the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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