Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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