next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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