waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
