quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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