How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
false alarm. still invincible.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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