yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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