please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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