if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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