I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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