Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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