I think I am morally bankrupt
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
