even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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