I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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