Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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