it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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