Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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