Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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