Fuck appropriateness.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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