actually, I'm a sock model
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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