she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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