This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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