gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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