i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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