That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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