I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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