Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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