That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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