Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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