We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
