they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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