Christians are straight up FREAKS
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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