Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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