Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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