Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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