Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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