We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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