My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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