Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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