Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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