I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
