Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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