a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
birth control should be required to get into college
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
