If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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