On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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