that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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