I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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