That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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