you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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