Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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