Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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