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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem

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(219): View more from Indiana

I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.

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(707): View more from California

I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key

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(864): View more from South Carolina

How bad is the voicemail?

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You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.

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(954): View more from Florida

After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record

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(256): View more from Alabama

Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women

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