i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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