The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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