wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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