About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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