i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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